Morning After App

If it's the morning after app, where the Plan B? SMH.

Taking a Break

I was talking to T-man about the break I took from Ranger buddy.

Me: What's sad is that I already got him his birthday present.

T-Bag: I thought the Ranger panties were the birthday gift. Ha ha.

Me: I also bought him tickets for when the Yankees play here...

T-Bag: Wow, that's legendary girlfriend stuff right there....

Realization

If you leave you inhibitions at home, you have a lot more fun.


XOXO

A Letter

Dear Who-The-F*ck,

You need Jesus. Stop copying me and find your own Lenten sacrifice.

And no more texting about rubbing my butt. It's NOT helping.


XOXO