Okay, I admit, I'm an obnoxious nerd who loves Star Wars, cars (especially old muscle cars), will argue out of anything and can cook. So... why am I single and why should I care? Do I really need to lower my standards?
I don't know the answer to the first part of the first question and my friends are starting to wonder if I'm a lesbian (since you know, I love sports... so dumb). Well, I'm straight and while I don't have incredibly high standards, most guys can meet the basics: like baseball and beer and don't stare at my boobs too long. I also like someone who can keep my interest for more than 5 minutes. Bullshit talk bores me and I tune out if all you do is talk about yourself. My cousin seems to think I need to dumb myself down. Yeah, I don't even know how to do that sober.
Should I care about this? Meh. Who cares? While my friends are married with kids (yes, I want that), I'm okay with just my dog. I love my dog. She doesn't let me down like most guys.
I don't find myself all that lonely anyway. I have my family and my friends and to me, that's all I really need.
And for the final question, no, I don't think I should lower my standards FOR ANYONE. That's just plain dumb.
At least I'm not a stalker, passively-aggressively talking/tweeting about me. Obsessed much? Sorry that I don't talk to you. You either:
1) Freak me out and want no part of you.
2) Have a significant other and you continue to bother me.
3) I can't stand to be around you.
Okay, enough of my rambling. Night.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
Two Weeks Away. Please Leave.
Dear Ex-friend/lover,
It's 2 weeks before Opening Day and you're still here!! I beg of you on behalf of the Ranger Nation to please leave the country (preferably somewhere where you can't have access to MLB.com) until November.
Why, you ask? I have a lot of reasons but I'll give you just an important few that relates to baseball.
1. From 2002, when you started volunteering at the games, we only did so-so, but as fans, we still loved our Rangers. It wasn't until 2010, when you left for Saudi Arabia, we made it to the World Series. THE. WORLD. SERIES. I don't think that's a coincidence. But when you came back and watched it, they lost.
2. The last season, every time you watched a playoff game, they lost. You're just bad luck.
3. No one likes you.
So anyway, those are my top 3 reasons why you need to leave during baseball season. If you can't, at least give up watching the games. You can watch the Angels instead.... except when they play the Rangers. I'm just saying.
It's 2 weeks before Opening Day and you're still here!! I beg of you on behalf of the Ranger Nation to please leave the country (preferably somewhere where you can't have access to MLB.com) until November.
Why, you ask? I have a lot of reasons but I'll give you just an important few that relates to baseball.
1. From 2002, when you started volunteering at the games, we only did so-so, but as fans, we still loved our Rangers. It wasn't until 2010, when you left for Saudi Arabia, we made it to the World Series. THE. WORLD. SERIES. I don't think that's a coincidence. But when you came back and watched it, they lost.
2. The last season, every time you watched a playoff game, they lost. You're just bad luck.
3. No one likes you.
So anyway, those are my top 3 reasons why you need to leave during baseball season. If you can't, at least give up watching the games. You can watch the Angels instead.... except when they play the Rangers. I'm just saying.
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