Thursday, November 18, 2010

Happy Birthday, Mr. Wilson

In honor of CJ Wilson’s 30th birthday today, here is my top fb conversation of the day.

Me: It’s your husband’s (CJ Wilson) birthday today. What are you going to do to celebrate it?

Her: I know! I’m celebrating by staying sober! ;)

Me: GINGER ALE!! I didn’t know he’s a mere 3 months older than I am. Pretty cool.

Gay him: Toss him out in front of a race car!!

Me: That’s mean. If you did that, who’s going to smolder from the pitcher’s mound to Her office?

Her: Yeah!!! What the heck?!? Why would you stop such a beautiful thing?!?

Friday, November 12, 2010

Dating and Technology

I went on a blind date recently. Nice enough guy, not typically who I go for and I usually can overlook this. Here's the problem.

Me: I'll text you sometime.
Him: Sorry, I don't text.

Ladies and gentleman, I think I found the man who still lives in the early 2000s.

I'll admit it, I'm techie shallow. I can overlook the fact he's a little naive in the dating world and that he's a single dad and a perfectly nice man.

Texting is a whole different story. I mean, I can't make outside phone calls at work. I don't even make plans by calling anymore. Since the smartphone age, I've been planning events and dates from my phone from simple Texting to creating invites from an iPhone app. If I really wanted to, I can sign up for a dating site from my phone during lunch.

But actual calling? I only do that for job interviews and emergencies or if I really need to talk to my bff. I'll call my mother every once in a while, but even then she prefers Texting.

I know I'm wrong in this, but I can't call to chit chat with dates anymore. I'm a techie kind of girl and that's who I'll be for a while. Step up or step off. Just make sure you text first.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Love is...

Someone said that love is just a chemical reaction. I agree.

I was perfectly fine, cold and rain and all. That was until I saw one of my first loves whom I haven't seen in 12 years. My heart went pitter patter.

It kinda sucked and now I'm eating a tub of ice cream. Ugh.