Sunday, March 7, 2010

Sobering Up

So, I guess this is my first official post. It's late at night and I'm tired physically but not mentally. I have so much on my mind right now. Don't let the title fool you; I'm quite sober right now. Just now realizing my life around me that used to be a big blur and slowing down to appreciate it.

Went out for the first time in weeks and it kinda sucks. While I had my beer goggles on, I gave my number to a much older man (9 or 10 years older, I forget). He texted me saying I'm a hardcore partier. Let's see: 2 beers + trying to have some fun = hard core partier? I don't understand it. Sure, I may have a larger than life personality when I go out, but don't assume I go out every weekend, hitting up every bar I can find and then hooking up with every man who checks out my rack. I may have tolerated you for a few hours, but that doesn't mean you know me. If you're going to assume that, I'm going to post your number on craiglist. Or here. I don't know. I'm a crazy bitch. Whatev.

Also learned hipsters hate 3 6 Mafia. They will boo at it and try to change it to some sucky music. There is one song that everyone loves and will sing along to: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Admit it, it's a kick ass song. Although, I wished I had a video for this hipster who was doing some hardcore head banging a la Wayne's World.

Anyway, that's it for now. Have a nice night.

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